You've found Excalibur! You have freed the sacred sword! You are King Arthur, you dozy twonk!Oh, said Arthur dumbly, Nice one.A series of astounding coincidences leads 13-year-old oddball Arthur King to believe he is the reincarnation of the legendary King Arthur, once and future king of England. With his equally impressionable new friend Lawrence, Arthur finds a sword buried deep in the condemned Albion Wood and what follows is a story - nay, legend - of bravery, honour and trying to get off with his mate's older sister.Can Arthur:- defeat Barry thicker than a giant's greenie Guthries?- save Albion Wood, home to a species of magical bird?- win the hand of his Queen Gwen who would actually rather use that hand to punch him in the face?