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LED Projector Alarm Clock — $29.95
The bedside manner of most alarm clocks leaves a lot to be desired - the majority of them have all the grace and subtlety of a jackhammer against your eardrum, erasing any good mood that such a dream would bring. So if you're "not a morning person", perhaps the key to your bad attitude when you first stumble out of bed is that tasteless alarm clock you're waking up with.

Nintendo Wii Console plus Wii Sports — $389.95
One Wii Remote. One Wii Nunchuk. Console stand. Sensor bar. AC adapter power supply. AV cable.

USB Finger Dance Mat — $29.95
What's not to laugh at, as your fingers follow the lights on the mat, putting together some seriously smooth moves? And if you thought that was fun, just wait til you slip your fingers through the cardboard finger character and take it to a whole new level of silly. Just when you think you've got your moves down and you've got it all goin' on – the lights get faster!

Bluetooth Car Kit — $129.95
Bluetooth: Version 1.2, Class 2, A2DP, range 10 metres. FM Transmitting range: 88.1 - 107.9 MHz. Frequency response: 35 Hz - 20 KHz. Supports: SD/MMC card and USB. Audio input: 3.5 mm socket. DSP for echo cancellation and noise suppression.

USB Plasma Ball — $19.95
The first plasma lamp was invented by Nikola Tesla through his experimentation with high frequency currents in an evacuated glass tube with the intent of studying high voltage phenomena. The outer orb is filled with a mixture of different gases at low pressure, and driven by high frequency alternating current at high voltage, generated by a high voltage transformer. A much smaller orb situated in the centre serves as an electrode, causing plasma filaments to extend from the inner electrode to the...

Shocking Autopsy — $29.95
This is going to test your surgical skills and steady hands to the limit. Meet the victim, sorry we mean "patient" (you're the one who's going to be the victim) – he's come into the ER after being shot, stabbed, ice-picked, razored, chiselled, axed, ninja starred, and oh yes, he's had an anvil dropped on his toe as well.

Golf Green Doormat — $29.95
There are two types of people on this earth, those that are sane and rational, and then there are those that play golf. Those fanatical, fervent, fixated fiends who eat, sleep and breathe the ancient game of using a stick to hit a ball into hole. The Golf Green Door Mat has been created not just for those poor obsessed souls but also for the people who have to buy gifts for them.

Palette Plate — $39.95
Shaped like an artist's palette with a skid-resistant base, it features a fixed bowl, special skid-resistant area for their sippy cup and 3 drop-in bowls in eye-catching colours with translucent covers for storage. The drop-in bowls mean that you can keep each food type separate (well, you can at least try), then just pop the covers on and pop the leftovers in the refrigerator. And later on, as your child grows and gets a little "fussier" – it's the perfect way to keep their peas away from their...

Shocking Alarm Clock — $19.95
The Shocking Alarm Clock is a delightful retro timepiece that sits innocently on your bedside table. When it's time to wake up, it launches its not-so-delightful beeping to get you conscious. And as you go to hit the off button, you'll discover the not-so-innocent (OK, downright evil) yet highly effective feature, that delivers you an electric shock to bring you fully into consciousness. Now, if that doesn't wake you up – there's a good chance you're dead.

All-In-One Battery Tester — $24.95
See...in many multi-battery devices, not all the batteries discharge evenly – it's quite common to find one or more perfectly good batteries from a set that don't need to be thrown out (just yet anyway). On top of this, if you find you've got batteries lying around at the bottom of a drawer or box, there's no better way of quickly sorting out the duds than with our All-In-One Battery Tester. Use rechargeables? Great, our battery checker will tell you when it's time to recharge them, which reduces...

Mini Wireless Optical Mouse — $34.95
800 DPI resolution for precision control. 3 buttons. Scroll wheel. Plug 'n' Play operation. Compatible with Windows 95/98/2000/NT/ME/XP/Vista. Includes retractable USB charging cable and USB wireless receiver.

Mini USB Bluetooth Dongle — $19.95
Bluetooth: v2.0 compliant. Supporting profiles: Networking, Dial-up, Fax, LAN Access and Headset. Operating system compatibility: Windows 98SE/Me/2000/XP/Vista. Transfer range: 10 m. Transfer rate: 3 Mbps. Supports Bluetooth voice data. Supports multi languages. Plug-and-play installation and LED indicator light.

Plug Mug — $19.95
Now, you can put those mug thieves on notice – those days are gone my friends! Plug Mug is here to save your fave cup. It's the mug with the removable plug that renders it useless to those would-be coffee criminals! Place the plug in the mug and it's a perfect seal, so you can enjoy your morning cuppa. When you go to rinse and place in the drainer, just remove the plug and take it with you. So no one else can use it!

Air Powered Water Rocket — $49.95
Now of course, you could go for a home-made job – for which you'll be needing a garden hose, copper pipe, hose clamp, end cap, tyre valve, hose coupling, recyclable drink bottles and a whole host of elbows, brackets, wood, solder plus a whole myriad of tools, bibs and bobs. Not to mention many hours spent in construction and perfection of trajectories, launch mechanisms etc. Alternatively, just one press of the "Add to Cart" button and all you've got to do is open the box and prepare to launch!

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock — $39.95
Because you're a good little worker droid and you want to make sure you wake up for work each day on time, who better to help you do it than the most loved of all droids R2-D2! (Sorry C3PO, no offence, but you've got to admit the little beeping, twittering, blurping and farting bucket of bolts is pretty cute.) The R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock is storm-trooping its way into bedrooms across the galaxy.

Ninja Coat Hook — $19.95
When most people think coat hooks, they immediately think of a quick trip down the hardware store, or a non-descript mass-produced stereotypical piece of Swedish design from their nearest superstore. YOU on the other hand, rather than blindly following the crowd or conforming to someone else's idea of functionality, prefer something a little more original. Something like the Ninja Star Coat Hook!

USB Missile Launcher w/ Web Cam — $99.95
Set it up anywhere you think you'll find some unsuspecting targets (sense of humour required) - the boardroom, the lunchroom, even the bedroom (ok, if you're over a certain age that may be seen as just a little weird). The point is, wherever there is evil lurking, wherever another human being is suffering from boredom, you can be there. If only we had a few more like you, soldier, this crazy world would be in a whole lot better shape!

Nintendo Wii Remote — $69.95
Wireless and motion-sensitive, the Wii Remote offers an intuitive, natural way to play games. The ergonomic controller plays into the conventional motions you make everyday. When you hit a drum, swing a tennis racket or swing a bat; why should you have to press a button to replicate these things? With the Wii Remote, you can use everyday motions to help make you the centre of the game.

Movers & Shakers — $19.95
You use the remote control to change channels, even though the TV is less than two metres away from your possie on the couch. You call for home delivery...from the pizza shop across the road...and sometimes, just sometimes, you eat off paper plates so you don't have to wash up.

Shocking Arm Wrestling — $49.95
Now of course, we should tell you that you need to be at least 14 years old – that’s human years, not dog years...and you really must ensure that the muscles in your upper body are warmed up (before you partake) to avoid injury...and seriously, if you suffer from epilepsy, a heart condition or other similar or related illnesses – this is not for you. Consider yourself warned.

Universal Mobile Phone Charger — $29.95
LG (e.g. to suit model Shine). Motorola (e.g. to suit model V3). Siemens (e.g. to suit model C62). Samsung (e.g. to suit model D528). Sony Ericsson wide plug (e.g. to suit model W910i). Nokia thin plug (e.g. to suit N-series). Nokia standard plug (e.g. to suit model 3210). Apple (e.g. to suit iPhone/iPod).

Search — $100.00
Don't let bad weather ruin your shoes ever again! Shuellas, the handy and stylish umbrellas for your shoes, are here to save your soles. Completely waterproof, they feature durable non-slip soles and reinforced heels. Comes with carry pouch and towel.

9 1/2 Inches — $19.95
9 1/2 Inches is recommended for 2 or more adult players, features 82 x '9 ½ Inches' cards, 18 x True/False cards and measures 16 x 11 x 4.5cm in dimension (box).

Terry Turtle — $44.95
Powered by 3 x AA batteries (included), Terry Turtle has 25 unique and offensive outbursts. Set him to motion-activated mode and leave passers-by gob-smacked by his gutter-talk, or set him to the always-on random mode so when you least expect it Terry's head will pop up, his arms will wave and he'll let rip with another spurt of vulgar verbage that will have all those in earshot giggling (or choking on their coffee, or both).

Nintendo Wii Nunchuk — $29.95
The Nunchuk and the motion sensor contained within it are the next leap in gaming. In first-person shooters, the controller carries the burden of movement, freeing you to aim and fire using a more natural motion with the Wii Remote. In an American football game, you can make your quarterback elusive with the Nunchuk controller while you look for an open receiver to throw to using the Wii Remote.

7 inch Digital Photo Frame w/ Video — $149.95
LCD resolution: 480 x 234 RGB. Supports JPEG, MP3, MPEG1 & MPEG4 (AVI, DIVX, XVID). Supports SD, MS, MMC & XD card formats. USB port: can read files from a USB thumb drive. In-built speakers: left & right stereo output (2 x 1.5W). Power supply: 12V DC. Dimensions: 200(w) x 144(h) x 28(d) mm. Display size: 150(w) x 85(h). Output: 3.5 mm headphone jack. Features multi-language support: English, French, Spanish & Italian.

Shake Awake Alarm Clock — $49.95
"Get the shakes...If being shaken awake is the only thing that'll get you up in the morning, then this is for you. The Shake Awake Alarm Clock does just what its name suggests - you set the alarm, then slide the small vibrating pad under your sheets. At the appointed hour the bed quake hits and you're awake. It's ideal for couples, where only one has to get up and both don't want to endure an alarm. It can be used with a buzzer as well." STM, The Sunday Times (Dec '07)

Jumbo Alarm Clock — $79.95
This is the best alarm clock I have ever had. Its beep is powerful and loud enough to get someone like me up in no time (mobile phone and other alarm clocks just didn't do it for me). It's big numbers are very easy to see, and the remote control just makes it so much easier, better and more fun to control and use. Adam, Wellington Point QLD Australia (Apr '09)

Ultrasonic Jewellery Cleaner — $129.95
1 x cleaning basket. 1 x watch stand. Auto shut off after 3 minutes. Stainless steel tank. 600 ml (1 pint) capacity. 42 kHz of energy wave. Quiet, solid state circuitry. Mains powered.

Intelligent Rubbish Bin — $59.95
"You've got to love the way inserting technology into everyday objects turns arduous chores into delightful expeditions. Such as the Intelligent Rubbish Bin, which does away with pedals and swing tops in favour of motion sensing technology. To open the bin you just wave a body part in front of it." T3 (Apr '05)

World's Greatest Drinking Games — $24.95
50 drinking games on large cards. 60 supplementary cards. score pad. 2 pencils. 5 dice. 2 game corks.

Infrared Duck Hunter w/Gun — $69.95
Take it to the office and you'll have the whole team quacking up. Bring it out at a party and everyone will flock to it. Give it to your best buddy, being birds of a feather they're sure to love it just as much as you. And real ducks the world over will breathe a sigh of relief.

Star Wars Mini USB Lightsaber — $39.95
The transparent base plugs into your computer's USB ports to charge your lightsaber. It glows as it charges, making a brilliant decorator piece. After 4 hours, it's fully charged – and that's when you can also arm yourself with it and wander the office looking for any clone army's to smite. At approximately 12 inches in length and half an inch in width, it can be cleverly concealed on your person (don't forget to turn it off, any workmate seeing that your pants are glowing could be scarred for life...

IceTanic Floating Icebox — $99.95
The IceTanic, likes its namesake (that'd be the Titanic) is a marvel of modern engineering – holding around 18 cans or stubbies and of course – ice (this time it's on the inside). But unlike the Titanic, this impressive vessel is unsinkable! Well, in your typical backyard pool situation, that is. It'll circumnavigate your pool or spa for hours and hours – thanks to its generous double wall insulation. Or run it aground on the beach and while you're chillin'.

AFL Slippers — $7.95
The auto accessory that dares to bare. If you or someone you know has a car that has some serious grunt (or wish it did) then this is the ultimate novelty item. Put an end to those arguments about whose car has got the biggest kahoonas once and for all.

Excuse Generator — $19.95
"The excuse generator is a real beauty. On the first day I had this gadget I was able to successfully deflect a couple of telemarketers using the baby crying sound, even though I don't have kids! The static sound has also been useful to get rid of customers who ring me who are impolite or just plain rude. Some of the other sounds this thing creates are also very useful…where the situation requires a quality excuse." Ross D, South Morang VIC (Jun '08)

Executive Time Projector — $89.95
The projector itself is a sleek silver orb that can stand freely on a desk or mount on the ceiling or wall (mounting brackets included). You can then swivel and shine the time onto any surface, from 43 centimetres to 8 metres away – featuring energy-efficient, safer, cooler, clearer white LED lights.

Mini Multi-Card Reader — $29.95
Its USB 2.0 specification supports transfers up to 480 Mb/sec saving you precious time and being truly plug and play on Windows XP and Vista make this the multi-card reader of choice. Simply connect the all-in-one card reader to an available USB port on your computer with the included cable and you'll be transferring your media files in no time.

Mains Power Car Adapter — $64.95
Output power: 150W continuous. Surge power: 300W. Input voltage: 10 - 15VDC. Output waveform: modified sine wave. Efficiency: 82%. USB: 5V at 1A.

Sweatband Watch — $9.95
Sweatband Watches are machine washable, a one-size fits all design and about 70 x 90 mm in size. Clock faces can be removed and interchanged between coloured sweat bands (please remove clock face / watch prior to washing as it is not waterproof). Batteries and instructions included.

L.E.D. Radio BBQ Fan — $39.95
Adjustable LED powered light. AM/FM radio with volume control. Electric fan. 4 digit count-up/count-down timer. 4 digit time display. Clamp for easy desk mount. Goose neck length - approximately 450 mm. Clamp opening - approximately 60 mm. Fan diameter - approximately 120 mm.

Electronic BBQ Grill Brush — $49.95
Now you might have saved on cleaning up by using your bun as a plate – but there's still the question of the grill. There comes a time when a quick scrape with your barbie tool is just not enough (well, it might be for you, but your guests might be a little less enthusiastic about last week's prawn kebabs flavouring this week's prime rump!).

Dog Tag Bottle Opener — $9.95
The Dog Tag Bottle Opener features a stainless steel bottle opener on a chain (yes, that's right - the bottle opener is in the shape of a trendy dog tag), is suitable for ages 18 years and upwards and about 60 x 38 x 2.5 mm in size (the chain itself is 41cm long).

Caffeine Molecule T-Shirt — $24.95
Now, for those of you familiar with the language of molecules and who may believe that the diagram is incorrect, note that in chemical line-angle diagrams (as shown on the t-shirt), Carbon and Hydrogen are usually not explicitly shown. It is assumed that Carbon is at every junction of lines and also that the correct number of Hydrogen atoms required to give each Carbon a total of four bonds exists. This representation of the caffeine molecule is therefore based on the molecular-diagram which is widely...

Walkie Talkies Twin Pack — $79.95
38 channels. Built-in LED torch light. Power output of 0.5 W. Up to 3 km range (varies based on terrain and conditions). Up to 30 hours battery life. Charging time of 6 hours. PTT function. Scan channel function. Monitor function. Call tone function. Auto squelch function. Low battery alert. Repeater function (range extender).

Minty Fresh Dog Breath Ball — $12.95
Back in the schoolyard, the term "dog breath" was an insult you reserved for only the most heinous of your fellow students...and there’s a reason for that – once a puppy grows into a fully-fledged dog, that cute little puppy breath becomes something so disgusting that there aren’t enough words in the English language to convey that gut-wrenching stench!

Coffee Cup Rubbish Bin — $29.95
It's the ultimate homage to your favourite drink and an excellent reminder to recycle! Can you imagine people's faces when you jump on the bus with this on Monday morning? Go on, give it a go! Jump on the bus with wide wired eyes and a dirty big grin hugging your jumbo java – it won't be too long until you've got a seat all to yourself!

Room Make-Over Kits — $69.95
While kids love the bright, eye-catching designs – parents will love how easy they are to put up....and take down...and put up. That's because the Room Make-Over Kit's giant vinyl stickers are washable, removable and re-stickable – so if you want to change their position you can! (And of course, when you're little one gets a bit older, you can remove them without leaving any marks on the wall or having to totally redecorate.)

Night Light Wall Clock — $24.95
A great clock, keeps good time, lights up at night so you can see the time. Is good and looks cool, but not too bright to be annoying at night. If there is one thing that I have to comment, it is that even though you can read the time at night and it looks cool, the light comes from 4 LEDs from the centre of the clock, so is not evenly lit like shown in the picture, but it is only a small thing. But I do recommend this clock – it keeps great time, looks good lit up and not too bright so as to be...

U Name It Jocks & Tees — $49.95
One of the LatestBuy staff was in Sydney recently when they saw a shirt that had the phrase "Leo Sayer for PM" emblazoned across the front of it. Although they didn't buy the shirt for obvious reasons, the sheer silliness of the whole "use your T-shirt to say something odd" thing got us thinking about how much fun it could be to wear what you wanted to say - especially if such powers fell into creative hands. Like yours, for example.

Heatable Cozy Animals — $29.95
There's no doubt the humble wheat bag has been the saviour of many a stiff neck, sore back or aching joints – but let's face it, it has been lacking a certain flair. Just because it's for "medical" purposes, doesn't mean it should have all the personality of a tongue depressor. Heatable Cozy Animals put a bit of life, or rather wildlife, into that previously sad sack.

Heatable Slippies — $29.95
"I woke up in the middle of the night last week and had a most amazing idea - heatable slippers! I scribbled the idea down, and was really excited I'd invented something so brilliant. Then I woke up and googled "heatable slippers" and wouldn't you know it, someone has already invented them, saving me thousands of dollars on patent fees! I received them on Friday and they really are the most brilliant items EVER! They are so snuggly and warm, I can watch telly without my feet going numb. And because...

Switchring — $29.95
Your pack contains four outer bands and four inserts which simply snap in and out of the band to create 16 different, fabulously funky rings that teens, tweens or anyone with a fun sense of style will become addicted to. Which is cool, because these adorable accessories are a super-durable low-cost way to beef up your outfit options.

Weather Station Alarm Clock — $49.95
Crystal LCD display showing month, date, week, hour and minute. Automatically measures and displays the temperature and humidity of the surroundings. Weather report in moving figures. Dynamic display of weather trends. Multi-colour background light. Optional polyphonic melody alarm and snooze function. Plays 8 festive pieces of 8-chord polyphonic melody. Temperate can be displayed in Celsius or Fahrenheit. Time can be displayed in 12 or 24 hour format.

Two Channel AV Sender — $99.95
Operating frequency band: 2.400-2.4835GHz. Transmit power output: 10dBm. Modulation: FM (video and audio). Video input level: 1V pp @75ohm. Input port: 3 phono (L and R audio, video). Antenna: Integrated omni directional. IR-remote IR output: 940nm with ON/OFF keying. Power consumption: 9VDC, 400mA.

Car USB Power Outlet — $19.95
What the Car USB Power Outlet allows you to do is to take any USB widget that would normally be tethered to your desktop or laptop for power and use it from your car's cigarette lighter socket. A simple concept that's a boon for road trips and family holidays – think your iPhone or other mobile phone, MP3 player or portable video player. With this USB car charger you simply plug one end into your cigarette lighter socket, tilt the adapter neck to an appropriate angle and then plug-in your USB powered...

Floating Esky — $24.95
At 47 x 36 cm, the Floating Esky is shaped nautically-but-nice like a mini-inflatable boat and includes a freezer block, so your beverages stay ice cold while they await their fate of quenching your summer thirst. With the freezer block in place, the Floating Esky can hold 6 cans – or if you're party's got a bit of pace and you don't need to worry about warming, then this beaut little beverage boat will keep the party afloat with 8 cans at once!

Control My Appliances — $49.95
Each Control My Appliances mains power outlet can be set to operate on one of 4 channels. The remote control unit features on & off buttons for each individual channel. Additional sets of Control My Appliances can be used together. Selecting to turn on or off one of the 4 channels will affect all mains power outlets that are also set to that channel and are within range.

Keep Me Warm Sheep — $29.95
Not only is little Shawn woolly, woolly good at keeping you warm, he's also way ahead of the flock when it comes to cool relief. Looking for a hangover cure? Just pop him in the freezer for a couple of hours and then place one frozen sheep on your forehead. (Although, it might pay to remove him before you go and answer the front door.)

Blood Bath Shower Curtain — $24.95
The Blood Bath Shower Curtain is perfect if you're throwing a Halloween party or holding a horror movie marathon – get one guest to disappear into the bathroom long enough for someone else to go looking and voila – major fright for one, major amusement for all others. Team it with the Blood Stained Apron or the Blood Bathmat for the total effect.

The Slanket — $100.00
Yes, blankets have served humankind well for thousands of years – but in all those years, the design has remained the same – a squarish piece of cloth or fur which you place over the top of you. So for all those years, if you wanted to reach out and pat your saber-tooth tiger or grab the remote, you had to expose your arm and let that warm pocket of air escape into the night.

Flower Pot Safe — $59.95
Measuring 9.5 x 8.5cm, this secret storage container has a special two-piece design that keeps dirt and moisture away from all the treasure you've stored. Simply unscrew the water tray container, then unscrew the storage safe itself and put your valuables inside – think credit cards, cash, jewellery - then, simply screw it back together. We reckon it makes a great gift for serial plant killers and green thumbs alike – folks who have no luck with gardening can put an artificial plant in the pot, while...

BBQ Night Light — $59.95
It features a three-legged metallic stand and adjustable goose neck (why does War of the Worlds come to mind?) and can be used outdoors for the barbie or as a really cool indoor desk lamp. The metallic stand and adjustable clip means you can attach the BBQ Night Light anywhere, horizontally or vertically. With its highly efficient fluorescent light tube, it runs on 4 x D batteries (not included) or a mains adaptor (included).

Heinz Can Safes — $24.95
Recognised by insurance companies, neighbourhood watch groups and police forces around the world as an excellent deterrent to theft, just unscrew one end of your Heinz Can Safe to safely stash your keys, cards, cash and valuables away from prying eyes and sticky fingers. It's perfect for caravans and camping trips – after all, what looks more at home around the campfire than beans?

Pocket Shower — $39.95
Using the 6 metre cord and D rings, you can hang the Pocket Shower from the nearest tree or your existing shower head. The contoured showerhead with graduated apertures provides equal spray dispersion (better you've never really thought about a shower in that detail before huh?) and just a twist of the showerhead allows you to turn the water on or off and even adjust the flow.

USB Digital Microscope — $99.95
Windows 98/2000/XP/Vista compatible. Mac OS X 10.4 or above compatible. Includes specimen slides, eye dropper and tweezers. Up to 640 x 480 image resolution. 5X optical zoom. 130X maximum magnification (based on 14" monitor). 30 frames per second maximum video frame rate.

Bath Pearls — $24.95
But why restrict your Bath Pearls to the bath? Here's a pearler of an idea - why not share them with the world! You could create a gorgeous smouldering table centre for your next soiree. How about a bowl of punch that glows? Of course, that's only if you haven't used them in the bath already – eeeew!

Touch Screen Weather Station w/ PC Connect — $199.95
Touch screen LCD panel. Wind speed. Wind direction. Wind chill. Dew Point. Rain gauge: 0 to 9999 mm. Weather forecast tendency arrow. Weather alarm modes for: temperature, humidity, wind chill, dew point, rainfall, wind speed, air pressure, storm warning. Time display hours, minutes, date. 100 year calendar display. Weather symbols and barometer tendency display. Perpetual calendar. LED backlight. Transmission range: 50 metres.

Ultimate Book Light — $34.95
With an extra strong book clip, the Ultimate Book Light will clip to just about anything – and it also doubles as a stand, so you can clip it to your book or sit it on your work surface and the flexible arm means you can point it in any direction you like (it also means you can bend it for compact storage).

Car Jump Battery Starter — $69.95
This device will not work with a heavily discharged or sulphated battery. Terminates to a 15 A fused male automotive cigarette lighter plug for charging. Internal battery: 12 V 4 amp SLA. Accessory output power: 12 V DC @ 5 amp max. USB output power: 5 V DC @ 500 mA max. 240 V AC mains charger supplied.

Beer Mix 3pk (American) — $79.95
Each Beer Mix has been skilfully prepared step by step by professional brewers in state of the art brewing facilities made ready for fermentation. No additional preparation is required. Just add water and the brewers yeast (included with each Beer Mix) and The Beer Machine completes the brewing process.

Mood Dog Collar — $9.95
"Ever wonder what's going on in your furry friend's noggin? New Moody Dog and Moody Cat mood collars promise to clue you in to your fave animal's inner state. They encircle a pet's neck with mood stones that change color with changes in the little guy's emotions; a chart explains the meanings of the five possible hues. Sounds a bit pre-posterous, but Cosmo staffers who tested the collars on their pups swear they work!" Cosmopolitan

DogTag Tool — $59.95
knife with a serrated edge. file with both a coarse and fine side. bottle opener. Phillips screwdriver. 3mm bright white LED torch. 32cm long neck chain. tweezers.

Caffeine Molecule Mug — $14.95
If you are concerned about the integrity of the molecule design (naturally, it was our first question), note that in chemical line-angle diagrams (as shown on the mug), Carbon and Hydrogen are usually not explicitly shown. It is assumed that Carbon is at every junction of lines and also that the correct number of Hydrogen atoms required to give each Carbon a total of four bonds exists. This representation of the caffeine molecule is therefore based on the molecular-diagram which is widely used and...

Rubiks Salt & Pepper Mills — $24.95
Sold separately, in case you're a pepper-only or singularly salt person, these officially licensed icons of the eighties, feature a grinding action with the same feel and sound as the original game cube. If you choose to go with both, you won't have to bend your brain trying to work out which is which – the Salt mill has a white top and the pepper is red! No algorithms (or hammer) required.

Keep Me Warm Puppy — $24.95
A Keep Me Warm Puppy will have you ooh-ing and aah-ing – not just because they're so gosh-darned cute, but because they can help relieve your aches and pains. You'll be ooh-ing at their ability to keep you nice and toasty warm on a cold winter's night and aah-ing in relief as they warm away your cramps and soothe those sore muscles. (All without ever once tinkling on the carpet.)

Blood Bathmat — $29.95
Whether you're a fan of Hitchcock's Psycho (cue the screeching violins) and just someone who likes their humour on the morbid side – the Blood Bathmat is awesome bone–chilling fun. For instance, you could slip in while a family member or flat mate is having a shower and switch mats – of course you won't be there to see their face, but you'll be able to hear the screams!

VHS-to-CD Digital Converter — $99.95
Pentium-IV 1.6GHz or higher. 256 MB RAM or higher of system memory. An available USB port (preferably USB 2.0). Graphics card (must support DirectX 9.0c or above). Sound card (AC97 compatible sound card). 1GB of free hard drive space. CD-ROM drive (for software installation). CD or DVD burner (if intending on copying from your computer to CD or DVD). Supports Microsoft Windows XP/Vista. Drivers for Mac OS X 10.4+ are included but the capture software is not included (it is recommended that...

Cubisto — $22.95
Cubisto is 3D framing made simple and affordable. Oh, and reusable! So when the glow of showing off that Jennifer Hawkins used tissue (for which you fought like a deranged seagull) wears off, you can remove it and reframe your next treasured possession. Just don't forget to check out all the Cubisto do's and dont's on the included instructions - it may be magic, but it's not indestructible.

Disco Light Chaser — $89.95
Complete with four R80 60W reflector lamps with red, yellow, blue and green globes, the unit switches between the lights sequentially in time with every tune you spin. With a simple flick of the mains powered "on" switch (it runs off a 240V mains unit, which comes with 0.8m of mains lead and a mounting bracket), you can transform yourself from "bedroom banger" to "gun DJ for hire".

Monitor My Power Meter — $44.95
Power supply: 250V AC 50Hz. Maximum load: 10A, 2500W. Measure voltage range: 210-301V AC. Measure voltage accuracy: +/-3%. Measure current range: 0.02-10A. Measure current accuracy: +/-3% or +/-0.03A. Measure power range: 0-3010W. Measure power accuracy: +/-4% or +/-10W. Accumulative electric quantity range: 0-9999.9kWh. Measure frequency range: 45-65Hz. Clock accuracy: +/- 1 minute per month. Power cost: < 2W. Operating temperature: -10C to +40C.

Miss MacGyver Tool Kit — $49.95
At first glance you'll see a hammer, 2 sets of pliers, shifting spanner and a pocket knife – but on closer inspection you'll see it's actually 45 different tools! There's scissors, screwdrivers (flat and Philips head), wire cutters, files, knives, openers, ruler, cork screw (absolutely essential to avoid a cocktail hour disaster!) and much more.

Borat Mankini Swimsuit Cheap Gifts - Under — $30.00
Its over-the-shoulder design means you'll never lose your modesty when dumped by a wave. Its fluoro tones will make you highly visible to lifeguards (particularly against pale white skin). And let's face it, that nothing-left-to-the-imagination cut could very well lead to many more 'sexy times' – who could resist such a vision in green – particularly when teamed with beige socks and leather shoes. High-five!

Nookii Board Game — $44.95
"Fancy a bit of Nookii? You should. And given that instructions range from ‘Climb on my back as if I was a horse and give my right buttock a hearty slap’ to ‘moisten my nipples then, with a gentle pinch, trigger their pertness,’ it’s guaranteed to bring out the Frank and Pat in all of you." Sky Magazine

Get 'em out of bed with this fire in the hole (sonic style) — $19.95
The best part, however, is that to stop the alarm the sleeper has to find you, so you can put the pin back in. It's both stupid and brilliant, but will be the bane of every over-sleeper on the planet. Parents are going to love this, though the soon to be rudely awoken might not.

Clever Peg Gift Ideas - Over — $100.00
I first saw this product on the New Inventors and thought it was ingenious. Especially for the newer, more compact design clothes lines. This product is practical for families and no more having to turn the peg around with your fist full of other pegs! Well done for the inventor...

Hand Casting Kit — $49.95
The Hand Casting Kit comes with Mould-It moulding material for placing your body part in and PerfectCast casting material for filling the mould. Also included: bronze paint and gloss for customising, a paintbrush and a moulding bucket. This product is recommended for ages 8 and up. Adult supervision is required throughout the whole process of casting when in use by children. The size of the Hand Casting Kit is approximately 20 x 15.5 x 15.5 cm.

Desktop Ping Pong — $19.95
At initial glance, we must admit, we were quite doubtful that a decent game of table tennis could be had on something with such diminutive proportions. Five minutes later though, we were struggling to relinquish control of our bats and get back to well...more serious matters - you really can have a good game of ping pong complete with drop shots, top spin serves and hardcore smashes on this thing.

Retro Tape Dispenser Gift Ideas - Over — $100.00
The Retro Tape Dispenser is a pun on itself – a double meaning by design - a joke at it's own expense (or should that be "dispense"). When someone says "where's your tape?" you can let the hilarity begin, starring in your very own Abbott & Costello style "who's on first" routine – e.g. "The tape's in the tape", "the tape tape?", "no, not a cassette tape, I wanted tape." (Ok, well, perhaps it's not that funny.)

The Little Lamp — $22.95
Just take the D cell battery and slot it into the base of the lamp – pull the chain (WARNING: it's hard to stop once you start) and bathe in the glow! A decent D cell battery (like the one that comes with it) will give you about 150 hours of juice, that's over 6 days of 24/7 running time! And The Little Lamp's LED should last over ten years! (Long after you've moved on and re-gifted it!)

Master Chef Apron | A true recipe for success, you'll look great in this quality apron! - LatestBuy Australia — $29.95
All over the country, amateur cooks and galloping gourmets no longer dish up dinner, but rather "plate up". No longer do we whip up a "gravy", all of a sudden we're doing a "jus" or a "reduction". Chefs are no longer those faceless people out the back of the restaurant, they're international celebrities - complete with their own saucy scandals!

USB Turntable & Cassette Converter TBA (UTCC?) — $179.95
When we saw the USB Turntable & Cassette Converter we knew it was a worthwhile addition to our range of converters. Not only will this system convert your vinyl records and cassette tapes to digital format, so you can burn them to CD for safe keeping, or listen to them on your mp3 player – but thanks to the in-built amplifier and stereo speakers you can also enjoy rocking out to your favourite music straight from the converter itself.

Cat In The Bag Gift Ideas - Over AU — $100.00
Here's how it works (don't worry, there's nothing that can spoil the illusion), the secret is the motorized ball which you simply switch on, and throw in the bag with the cat's tail poking out, seal up the Velcro strip and let it go! As the weight in the ball spins around wildly, the bag tumbles, rumbles, tips and flips as "kitty" goes silly playing in the bag!

Cat In The Bag Cheap Gifts - Under AU — $30.00
Here's how it works (don't worry, there's nothing that can spoil the illusion), the secret is the motorized ball which you simply switch on, and throw in the bag with the cat's tail poking out, seal up the Velcro strip and let it go! As the weight in the ball spins around wildly, the bag tumbles, rumbles, tips and flips as "kitty" goes silly playing in the bag!

Flashing Gear Knob — $69.95
There are four modes: off; alternate flashing, constant flashing and full on. It's the sort of gear that 'Kitt' would have loved - bless him, if his owner hadn't moseyed off to make trashy Euro-rock songs for the mullet brigade. Well, his loss is our gain with the Flashing Gear Knob (not the Euro-rock).

EcoButton Cheap Gifts - Under AU — $30.00
Then when you return – hit any key and you're immediately back in business! And if you're wondering how much power you've actually saved – you don't need to – because ecobutton™ will tell you! As soon as you hit a key to resume work, the ecobutton™ will show you just how much energy and how many dollars you've saved and calculate your CO2 emission savings! The potential is huge - one small click really can make one big change!

Chantelle, Sydney NSW Australia Cheap Gifts - Under AU — $30.00
I purchased a spider catcher as a Xmas gift for my daughter-in-law and she says it is the most practical gift she has received and uses it constantly. It removes creepy crawlies safely from inside the house and surrounds and places them where they belong without killing or harming them. The long handle gives added security for the user. I intend to purchase one for myself. Laura, Mt Morgan QLD Australia (Mar '09)

Electronic Bongo Drum T-Shirt Cheap Gifts - Under AU — $30.00
It's awesome for parties! Forget beatboxing - the Electronic Bongo Drum T-Shirt is a great way to let the ladies break through that personal space barrier and touch your beautiful body (you sly dog). Get your mates together and get one each – you could be a whole percussion section!

Get the days forecast — $49.95
Barometer with bar chart display. Pressure trend indicators. Indoor temperature range: -10° to 50°C. Outdoor temperature range: -20° to 60°C. Hygrometer range: 20% to 95%. Snooze alarm settings. 12/24hr & degrees C/F selectable. Wall mountable or free standing.

Bling Ring Mug Gift Ideas - Over AU — $100.00
The mug itself is a graceful white porcelain, with a handle of gorgeous gold or perfect platinum and set with one rather large and oh-so-glittery piece of stunning Swarovksi Crystal. Brilliantly presented in an oversize jewellery box, when they open it – all they'll see is their new sparkling "diamond" solitaire ring! (It's at this point that you drop to your knee and say "Would you do me the honour of ... making me a white with two?")