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10 Pack Christmas Cards — $29.05
A 10 pack of Real Mums Christmas Cards gives you more opportunity to spread the Christmas Cheer!

Display Products — $17.95
These 380ml mugs give you more coffee for your trouble. And what Mum can't relate to "I keep hitting 'escape', but I'm still here!"? They are a defnite must have!

Merry Crisis' Christmas Card — $2.95
The Christmas Card that says it all from the Real Mum this Christmas!Adorned with our Real Mum in festive attire with the words Merry Crisis on the front, and (oops, Christmas) on the iniside.If that doesn't say it all, there's plenty of room to write your own message.Printed on 220gsm card.(Price includes postage)

Retail Therapy | Products — $17.95
Finally, the perfect sized MUG for your morning cup of tea or coffee. Saves you time, as you now no longer have to make several cups just to get you through your morning. Perfect for your hot chocolate, Milo or a nice Chardonnay. And just perfect for any MUM - treat yourself, and get one for a friend. - / - / $17.95 Never

Eve & Ruby | Products — $675.00
Exclusive to us the Signature Rolling Ring is solid and designed to wear beautifully for years to come. Up to 12 characters can be embossed on each band and you can add a variety of gemstones to personalise it further. Available in sterling silver, yellow gold and rose gold, the Signature Ring is stands out from the crowd. - / All rings come gift boxed. / $129 - $675 Never

Escape" MUG & a Spare — $32.35
Our "Escape" MUGS have been getting rave reviews, and you want one.But what if something happens to it? What do you do when its in the dishwasher? How will you cope?And what happens if it gets broken? Not worth contemplating really!Easy fixed - purchase a MUG and a Spare for those times your MUG may be out of commission. You may even choose to share your Spare when a friend comes to visit.You get your first MUG, then a second at 20% discount - but only if you purchase them at the same time. For the...

Escape" Combo — $39.90
Grab the fabulous "I keep hitting 'escape', but I'm still here!" T-Shirt to wear whilst you're sitting back on the couch drinking a HUGE cuppa out of the matching Mug!What more could you ask for, really?

Useful Fridge Magnets (TM) — $5.95
Stop yourself from going insane by having to repeat the same things over and over. Incessantly.These fridge magnets really are Useful! They come in a pack of five, and not only do they hold up bits of paper and old kinder paintings, but they say what you do every day!Shut the door!Use a glass!Put it on the shopping listEmpties go in the bin, NOT in the fridge!Hands off the Chocolate. Its Mine!Your family will get the message, without you having to raise your voice. Perfect.

La Toriana | Products — $99.95
Vanchi is the newest and hippest range for expecting mums amd mums with babies. Designer nappy bag labelled the "messenger" comes with bottle thermos, matching change mat, zippered dummy safe, zippered wet pack, lots of pockets and room... and best of all, it doesnt look like a nappy bag! use it for everyday.... so c'mon grab a cuppa.... sit back relax and enjoy the La Toriana shopping experience ~ we know you will 5 / - / $99.95 Never

Club Members Horns — $4.95

Advertising in the e-Newsletter — $15.00
Reality Parenting is sent to all its subscribers and Retell Therapy™ forum users on the second Tuesday of each month. Its aim is to update subscribers with what’s happening on the website and to let them know what’s out there in the world just for them.

White Christmas' Christmas Card — $2.95
Our Real Mum loves her Christmas, and her wine ...I'm dreaming of a White Christmas, we are told on the front of this card, but When the white runs out ... I'll drink the red!Everyone will be able to relate to this one.Printed on 200gms card with room for your own message.(Price includes postage)

24/7 Maid - Songs — $12.00
Real Mums (Real Mums). The 24-7 Maid (She's your Mum, not your slave). Real Mums Love To Salsa (Real Mums love to Dance). Workin' Up A Sweat (Real Mums working out). Or Heads Are Gonna Roll (What Real Mums Want). When Humpty Dumpty Falls (The Real Mums Encyclopaedia). Keeping It Real (Real Mums, Real World, Real Life). The Fury, The Passion (Give her some Real Love). Automatic World (Real Mums in a f***ed up world). Mesmerized (Real Mums Meditating).

24/7 Maid - Songs for Real Mums — $12.00
Real Mums (Real Mums). The 24-7 Maid (She's your Mum, not your slave). Real Mums Love To Salsa (Real Mums love to Dance). Workin' Up A Sweat (Real Mums working out). Or Heads Are Gonna Roll (What Real Mums Want). When Humpty Dumpty Falls (The Real Mums Encyclopaedia). Keeping It Real (Real Mums, Real World, Real Life). The Fury, The Passion (Give her some Real Love). Automatic World (Real Mums in a f***ed up world). Mesmerized (Real Mums Meditating).

NO ironing — $24.95
"I keep hitting 'escape', but I'm still here!" - all Mums will completely relate to these fantastic tees. A poly-cotton mix, they are generously sized, really great quality, very easy to wash and best of all, they require NO ironing!

Escape" MUGS — $17.95
These 380ml mugs give you more coffee for your trouble. And what Mum can't relate to "I keep hitting 'escape', but I'm still here!"? They are a defnite must have!

Ho Ho Bloody Ho' Christmas Card — $2.95
Our Real Mum says it for you this Christmas!Send this card to your family and friends, with our Real Mum and the words Merry Christmas. Ho, Ho on the front, closely followed by Bloody Ho in the interior.Printed on 220gms card and with plenty of room to add your own text.(Price includes postage)

All Things Indian | Images — $200.00
Personalised jewellery that will be remembered. Sterling silver and gold hand embossed rings, bangles & charms with your names and words of love